Slow connection. This has been happening for almost a week now. and yesterday was the worst, and sucks too coz damn laptop died on me.. the power was down actually. Brownout! Crap crap crap! Argh. And so I've decided to get some Z's (sleep).
Crazy.
Okay, if any of you kids like metal, go to http://razorbackrecords.com/ and check out Splatterhouse. It's some damn killer shit (hella), just thought i would let you know. let me know what you think about Splatterhouse... (even though i already know you will think it's awesome). \m/
And someone sent me this silly forwarded email which actually made me chuckle:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Hahaha.
Hec was supposed to pick me up from work today, but we had a meeting a while back. *sad face*. i'm hoping we are gonna see each other tonight, and have some coffee together. Ugh. I better sleep this off.
That's it for today.
Crazy.
Okay, if any of you kids like metal, go to http://razorbackrecords.com/ and check out Splatterhouse. It's some damn killer shit (hella), just thought i would let you know. let me know what you think about Splatterhouse... (even though i already know you will think it's awesome). \m/
And someone sent me this silly forwarded email which actually made me chuckle:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Hahaha.
Hec was supposed to pick me up from work today, but we had a meeting a while back. *sad face*. i'm hoping we are gonna see each other tonight, and have some coffee together. Ugh. I better sleep this off.
That's it for today.
hi napalabay lang. astig site mo ah.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment. It's cool, I'm coping alright. She is not what I want long term. It's extremely hard to know exactly what challenges you and makes you happy long-term.
ReplyDeleteHmmm.. let me try that logic
ReplyDeleteI would point out that while "HARDWORK" may only net you 98%, "RESULTS" will get you 114%. Thus showing the difference between activities and results. I'm surrounded by people that supposedly work hard, unfortunately, their "hard work" seldom produces results that matter.
hahaha i got it. so u mean if RESULTS is only 4% down from ASSKISSING and is much less likely to leave the taste of shit on your lips. Not a bad trade for 4%. right?
ReplyDeletebtw, so.. when are you going to finally catch up? i mean with her?
Hahaha! Right. Smart girl ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd I just don;t know when am I going to catch up. Or when she is going to catch up. Either that way. I'm just hoping thing will fall into place