I made this up.. my few basic rules of schmoozing. haha! Stick by it and you'll be alright!
1. Make jokes but make sure they're clear and not poking fun at the person you're talking to... eeever!
2. Don't ever criticize somebody's work in any way whatsoever, even the constructive way.
3. If somebody is an asshole, do not kiss ass, get over it, get some strands of their hair, and make the according voodoo doll when you get home and not a minute sooner!
4. If somebody is famous, pretend like you just found out or don't know at all (Britney who?) Hahahaha!
5. Always try to shake the girlfriend's hand first and don't look at her boobs (this is taken as "sizing up" and not "wow, those are beautiful boobies").
Hahaha! There ya go! Learn from these good rules of thumb!
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