I Have Gained Weight

I have gained five pounds. Must be all the rice, meat, junks, chocolates, and die-with-cholesterdol foods I have been partaking in. Also, I always want to let myself go when I am on vacation and let myself indulge a little more than I would when I am home. I usually have no problem with this weight gain (I can gain and lose five pounds at the drop of a hat) but most of my jeans are sized 26, and they fit perfectly, I am afraid that someday I won't able to zipper it up hahaha. Damn delicious foods. Why do they have to be so tasty?!